Nate (The Great Enigma)
Look, If you ladies are hear looking for an Abercrombie, kaki shorts wearing prep, turn of you CPU and look out you fxcking window, cauze you wont find him here. I am straight forward and am going to tell you what I think no mater what you look like so dont come here looking for kind words. But that aside Im not that bad of a guy. (real quickly before we get into this I would like to make a quick comment. i have been accused of being perverted, however, i am no more preverted than anyother guy, in fact i think i am less perverted than most, but most people dont show that side infront of girls, i do. thanks, nate) I would point to one steryotype or another to describe me, however I just dont seem to fit. Too prepy for my half my friends, not prepy enough for the rest. I am stuck in the middle of everything. I am the only medium at this school. I dont drink so Im not invited out with anyone, but at the same time there is no way in hell Im going to go to one of these damn skool sponsered non-alcoholic events. At home all my friends were stoners and drunx, however here, I some how dont fit. And thats fine. Im still stuck though, i dont have a ceritan style or image, i combine them all. I work very hard at this. People who confrom to certian society imposed images suck. Anyway, about YOU. Its college, I want to have some fun. I dont want to rape some sorority chick and Im not about to go hit on girls in the traditonal ways of frat boys. So heres this page. I figure everything else at this skool is online I might as well be too. SO, heres what Im looking for in a girl. As the Kottonmouth Kings say "I got no girlfriend, there too damn hetic, I only want the ones who are down to get neked." Im not that in to sex or anything, I just dont need a relationship. Im prety much looking for a girl with a nice stomach and one that gives mad porno star head. (see the second one is neccsary because I think sex is kinda boring and I have never cum from a BJ so I need some girls with skill) Of course, these two rules can be easily broken, I am week willed. Okay I have 5 things that I am proud of so here is the part where I talk about how cool I am. 1)Im a photographer, and in my opinion a damn good one. If you want to see some of my pictures click here. I am allways looking for some nude models so if your intrested...(i would say they would be artistic, but currently I dont have access to a photo lab so they would be color and basicaly masterbation material... sorry) 2)My Cult. (http://nateisgodand.usuck.com) I started a internet based cult wich I have now abandond, however it is still damn cool. 3) My Hair, damn its prety... and soft too (just for the record i condition all the hair on my body, which isnt much... body hair is gross and I have almost none of it... even on my nuts... you can see em for a quarter!) 4) Freestyle walking. Im good damn good! 5) My penis. Its not THAT big, but its a good 8 inches and very beautiful (i have a picture if you want to see it...seriously I do) Another thing, tattoos and peircings are a big plus in my opinion, except septum peircings... they suck... I have a tattoo myself... but you gotta ask to see it.... Okay now you are thinking this guy is a psycho pervert, why the hell would I want to hang out with him? Well the thing is, I a damn cool guy too, I just say what Im thinking and dont censor my thoughts... and currently they revolve around sex (well not sex, in fact I just dig making out with girls and rubbing there stomachs... um stomachs.....) Okay thats too much info, just come visit me, i wont hurt you (unless you ask, you damn freak you!). Come check out my stylee g. Wizurd up and Im out!!!!!! Wanna see a pic of me half-naked wrapped in a DC flag:
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