Bill (The Dr. Of Desire)
Hey yo ladies, This is Bill speaking but you can call me Worm. Let me first welcome you to the first webpage to come out of the lame ass dorm known as Geary. We really are hurting for women here. I mean I can't even go and do my laundry and even hope for a run in with someone of the other persuasion. Let me tell you, it's not a pleasant situation. But, that is where you all come in. Like the intro said, call, email or stop by anytime. Let me give you a little bit of insight into the man, the myth, the legend, Billy Lippert.
Born: April 6, 18 years ago
Hailing from: the hills of Western PA (Pittsburgh)
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Measurements: 5'10" 150lbs 6.5 inches (not ashamed)
Mug Shot: brown hair, brown eyes, sideburns, silky smooth
Interests: you, among other things
Quotes:
"Chicks dig me... cause I rarely wear underwear.."
"Yes, you can do a root beer keg stand."
"To hell with Spanish, lets go eat"
"The best part about college is you can drink from the carton and if anyone says something you can be like 'Thats my milk, bitch"
"Look Nate, just because there are no machine gun sounds in Dave Matthews songs, doesn't mean they suck"
"You should move to Australia."
"And risk geting eaten by spiders that are literally 6 feet tall?"
"What?"
"There are like 6-foot spiders roaming around the damn outback!*"
Your interested, admit it. Ok, maybe in a bad way but that's good enough for me. Interested enough to call or email, right? Bill and Some Girl He Dosen't Remember Meeting... But He Sure Remembers The Next Morning
*For the record the largest spider is the Theraphosa leblondi tarantula who averages between 13 and 18 inches. The Theraphosa leblondi is not Austrailian however, it is from Guyana. Click Here for a picture of an 18 inch spider
